If the (clever as fuck) title to this, my inaugural post, did not clue you in, this is intended as a treatise on why I decided to relent and start a blog, what intentions I have for my blog, and why I am better than you. k.
First off, why I started this here blog. I might as well stop being "That asshole who gets in lengthy feuds with bloggers and then signs as Anonymous," and start being "That asshole who gets in lengthy feuds with (other) bloggers and then signs as Jet Jaguar." Really, my intent is largely to post things that piss me off, and to get into arguments. Not arguments where I might convince the other guy of something, or maybe learn to think more critically. Fuck that. I argue to kill time. I acknowledge that I'm a smug, condescending little bastard, and that's becuase I'm really great. Duh.
One thing I will say is that if I do end up getting in a really long argument with you, it means I do, on some level, respect you. I may have a profound disrespect for the opinions you hold, and will probably secretly think that you're an implicit racist or something, but respect you enough to actually have some sort of a half-assed discourse. If I truly think someone is an idiot (ie. a creationist) I just sort of automatically go into "obnoxious troll" mode. If I'm bothering to legitimately engage you or your ideas, it means I thinkt highly enough of you to not just say stupid shit to get a rise out of you. Congratulations, fuckhead.
I'll probably post pretty irregularly, since shit rarely bugs me enough to actually compose an essay-length piece of writing about it that I'd really be willing to defend. I'm far likelier to get into lengthy bitchfests with other assholes with blogs in the comment sections of whatever one of their dumbass posts I happen to take issue with, since then I can just respond to them point by point.
Also, religious motherfuckers, just fuck off. I do not like you, your circular metaphysical reasoning, or your shitty strsight-to-DVD movies. Don't even bother responding to anything I say, i will just make fun of you. As i should.
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